Hey, everyone. Sorry for the lack of a comic today, I actually ended up getting some rather nasty food poisoning at Animefest, and thus wasn’t able to get the comic done in time. In the meantime I have a comic Lt-Amazil sent me a while back during Guest Comic Month that didn’t get used. This comic reference’s his last guest comic.
Again, I’m sorry about this.
Just want to remind everyone I will be at AnimeFest this weekend. I’ll be there under the name “Artificial Orange Studios”. so please stop by and say “Hi!” and maybe buy some stuff. Kay. Seeya’.
Sorry, guys, but I really don’t have much time to post anything at the moment. I’m too busy getting ready for AnimeFest. I hope you guys will be there.
Also if you check the news posts below you can see two new LP videos I did. Enjoy.
I can’t think of anything to write about today. So I ask you guys, is there anything you’d particularly want me to write about or want to know about me? Let me know, and I’ll see if I can write something interesting on it. In the meantime, check out the Influence Map I posted on Deviantart.
Influence Map by ~Pembroke on deviantART
Hey, everybody, I’m back from DWEX and it was awesome. There was a secret special item I sold at DWEX and will also be seeing at AnimeFest in the next couple weeks, namely a Femmegasm Coloring/Activity Book. It was a cheap, but hilarious, Teen/Adult aimed twenty page coloring book that I’m only going to be selling at conventions (or at least that’s the current plan). It was quite the hit at the con, as many people bought the copies I had and told me it was completely hilarious. So I recommend you picking one up if you happen to be able to make it to AnimeFest.
Seeya’.
Dear Lord, people. Look at the lengths I got to make you laugh. I’m a disturbed man… disturbed, disturbed man. Not as disturbed as Pemmy here, who seems to be enjoying this insanity. Seriously, I have nothing else to say. Well, other than I feel sorry for Chris for having to color it, and it’s like The Girl Who Loved Powerglide gone very very wrong… and in reverse. REVERSE KISS PLAYERS! Ugh…
Hopefully the children aren’t watching… THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! They taste good with chocolate sauce. *slaps self*
Don’t forget everyone, I’ll be at DWEX on Saturday! Check it out if you’re in the area!
What can I say, a reader requested me to do a Trauma Center comic and I complied. See, I do listen to my fans.
I don’t have too much time to talk, I’m afraid. Busy putting stuff together for DWEX! If everything goes well, I’ll be selling an awesome little limited edition item at that con.
So, in the meantime enjoy PaleVoyager playing 3D Dot Game Heroes as Dr. Robotnik:
In case you hadn’t guessed by this comic, I’ve been playing Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney: Investigations a lot lately. I think it might just be the best game in the Ace Attorney series. It changes just enough to make it feel fresh, while keeping the necessary parts that made it great. It also stars my favorite Ace Attorney characters Miles Edgeworth and Detective Gumshoe. I’ve also grown quite fond of Kay Faraday, and I’m always happy with a return of Franziska (who we get to see as an adorable 13 year old via flashback). Not to mention the best soundtrack in the Ace Attorney games. It totally rocks and socks, yo.
Also I’m OFFICIALLY a father now, thanks to the Texas Court Systems. YAY! Aubrie has considered me a father for a few years now, and I’ve treated her like a daughter soon after meeting her, so fills me with an almost limitless amount of happiness to be able to say I’m officially her father now. YES!
Yes, it’s another Cave Story comic. What can I say, I love drawing Mimigas. At least I actually put Quote in this one. He seemed to have learned how to speak from Warpath.
Today I go to court to adopt my stepdaughter as my own daughter. Wish me luck.
Chris has started his own webcomic entitled, CALViN Coonidge. So give it a look, it will be updating on Mondays, for the most part.
Lastly check out this print that Chris and I will be selling at DWEX and AnimeFest. I hope you’ll be there to see us.
Welcome everyone to the 200th installment of Femmegasm (or at least the 200th strip drawn by me), I had a speech prepared, but Blue Grimlock ate it. I bought myself this gold watch in honor of this moment. I had a little thing engraved on it. To Robbie, from Robbie with love. *sniff* How thoughtful of me (if you got that reference I will give you some mad props).
*throws watch out the window*
So let’s talk about this comic, Cookie Jar TV is a block of animated childrens programming on CBS and it’s all generally pretty awful (I guess Sabrina The Animated Series is okay… but not for the reason Pembroke likes it). Noonberry And The Super Seven is getting the brunt of my negatively, because it’s a pretty damn stupid show. Sure the cartoons on this block are meant for kids… little kids… reeeeeeeeeeeally little kids. So I’m obviously not the target audience. Regardless I don’t think that excuses it for being boring and stupid as I can actually enjoy young kids shows like The Mr. Men Show and Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, because they are actually *gasp* entertainingly written despite their target audience. On the bright side, at least the programming is better than most the stuff on Qubo… not that that’s a major accomplishment.
Also Cookie Jar TV has an oddly catchy theme song…









