Oh, man, do I hate Mai Shiranui. As I mentioned a while back, I did a little personal challenge to draw 31 SNK Characters on a daily basis for January and I succeeded. They can all be seen on my DeviantArt account. Anyways I made it a point to do that entire test WITHOUT drawing Mai, because I totally hate her. King also wasn’t in it, but I assure you that was just an error on my part as I actually like King. Mai on the other hand… ugh.
Why do I not like Mai? Because she’s a total skank… or at least she dresses and acts like one. People commonly point out to me that she’s totally head over heels for Andy Bogard, and that’s true. But she still acts like a desperate skanky hooker that you’d see on a street corner in Las Vegas… except she’d probably forget to charge you anything. So either she’s fucking a ton of people outside of Andy or she’s the world’s biggest cock tease. Which would probably make her less a skank and more a fucking cunt. Either way, I don’t like, and I wouldn’t want to do anything sexual with her. I’d be afraid my dick would fall off a week later or something.
And while I’m still on the Mai topic, isn’t she supposed to be a fucking ninja?! Isn’t the biggest rule of being a ninja is to NOT BE SEEN?! Mai is about as stealthy as a Richard Simmons painted neon green. Seriously anyone can see her a mile away in that scantly clad outfit, and she goes out of her way TO BE SEEN! I’ve come to the conclusion that Mai is THE WORST NINJA EVER! I mean, Kasumi from DOA may also wear a pretty scantily clad outfit, but at least she (unlike Mai) knows to NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO HERSELF. Jeez, you suck, Mai.
As for Rouge, she’s right, there is a difference between being a slut and a whore (or dressed like one anyways), whores have standards… or at least one standard… they’ll fuck anything that can pay for them. Sluts will just fuck anything. Mai’s a slut, Rouge is a whore. There you go.
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There was a girl dressed as Mai, in Katsucon. She had less clothes on than Mai did. She made it 3 feet into the convention before being told she had to change. And not by security.
This is how you tell that Videogames are designed by men…
Or sexless nerds.
I actually kinda like Mai……
I always felt that the difference between a slut and a whore was that a slut just does anyone who shows interest and a whore will actively persue sex with anyone and/or charge money.
Augh, now I’m having horrible, horrible flashbacks to the Fatal Fury anime. She was so bad, you could play the shots game every time her rack moved. And Andy had some serious bro-cest for his brother.
Dude, I’m from Jersey. No far. Its like the whole Dr. Wierd on the South Jersey shore thing all over again.
*givs her a chaos emrald*…
Personally I love Mai Shiranui, especially girls that cos-play her.
As for Rogue the Bat…. She makes me wanna go “furry”!