Hey, everyone! Check out this awesome piece of Jazzt art from Sadi of Sadistic Rarity fame. Isn’t it f’n awesome?
Now for the bad news…
Well, I’ll give as much detail as I can. I woke up in my room a week ago and was unable to move either of my arms, then I noticed a medic coming in my room and moving me to a gurney. He asked me if I could understand him. When I told him I could, he asked me if I knew what had happened. I replied with “No”, this is when I was informed that I had had a seizure and in the process dislocated both of my shoulders.
The medic mentioned that I may have other injuries like a badly bitten tongue. I paused for a second and responded “Oh yeah, it’s bitten, I can taste blood.” I also had severel bruises upon my body.
Upon reaching the hospital I got lucky by having my right arm pop back in on it’s own. This allowed me not to need it put in a sling despite it being injured. However it’s still pretty banged up and I get either lots of pain or exhaustion when I use my right arm for anything more than typing, and even then I feel like I have to take a nap after I do a decent amount of it. This has put a huge damper in me drawing anything.
On the other hand (pun intended), my left arm had to be forced back in via sedation. Thus it’s in a sling and is almost unusable at the moment, and hurts when I try to use it for anything.
Like mentioned before, my tongue was bitten pretty badly and it hurts when eat, talk, yawn, laugh, or do most anything with my mouth.
So that’s pretty much everything. Both my arms are messed up and so is my tongue and there’s little I can do other than wait for myself to heal.
Today I will be getting an MRI and seeing an orthopedist to see if I need surgery or not. 
And that’s pretty much it. So my hiatus on Femmegasm may be longer than planned. Not for certain yet, but wanted to give you a heads up.
Get well soon, in the event you happen to read this before you actually do.
Wait? Sadie Rarity? I thought she was dead. Get well sir, and I’m sorry this year hasn’t been the best, but try to keep your head up!
Sorry to hear all this going wrong for you. You may need to lay off the soda and stick to salads now.
Get well soon
I really don’t know how to respond.
Best of luck on the heals.
Aw
Wow man I hope you get well soon
Holy crap *hugs* get well soon and here’s hoping surgery is unnecessary.
Oh my goodness! Dude I hope you’re okay. My best regards man. GB
dayum, are you sure it wasn`t that black cat`s revenge?
Holy fuck, hope you get better femmegasm would be nothing without you and It suk being able to use your arms get well soon
I mea suck not being able to use your arms (STUPID FUCK AUTO CORRECT!!!!!!)
pembroke, I have a question: do you read these?
also, get better soon. I had a seizure once, but it was in the middle of band class in eigth grade. And I didn’t dislocate my arms.