Today’s comic is a parody of the old G.I. Joe Public Service Announcements they used to play back in the 80s. After rewatching these little shorts it’s became perfectly clear to me that the Joes stalk little kids when they are not fighting Cobra. I’m serious! It’s ranges from mild stalking to just plain fucking creepy! And if they aren’t stalking the kids, then they are half ass threatening the kids. All American Heroes my ass. More like All American Creepy Pedos! G.I. Joe is the codename for the America’s highly trained and incredibly creepy group of pedophiles. It’s missions to stalk little kids and make sure they don’t let Darwin do his job.
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My favorite was the one where the kid locks himself in the bathroom and starts to sniff an aresol can, the Snowjob rips aside the shower curtain and sodomizes him.
I think it was one of the deleted scenes from G.I. Joe the Movie or something. It’s an Easter Egg on the Kid Rhino DVD!
TAKE THAT, DUKE! YOU DIRTY PAEDO CREEP!
On another note, my favourite was the one with Shipwreck. He was such a jerk to those kids.
That third panel…just that third panel….XD
The wrestling cartoon with Hulk Hogan was creepier.