LOOK AT THAT!!! DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A GUY TO YOU?!?! WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT?! I HATE YOU, JAPAN!!!
Okay, seriously, this comic refers to two characters from the Xbox 360 game, Wartech: Senko No Ronde. A really fun and original, but sadly underrated and pretty much ignored game. Which makes me sad, because a sequel is being made in Japan and now we’ll probably never see it here.
The game plays like a cross between a shooter and a VS. fighting game. If that doesn’t spell awesome, then you need to play more video games. Senko No Ronde is a hellova’ lot of fun, and has one tough as nails boss. Cuilan is actually my best character in the game, and I’ll take all you guys on with his girly ass! I’m serious, get the game (some places are selling it as cheap as $10), and challenge me on Live. My username is Blue Grimlock (go fig).
As for the Cuilan character himself, not only does he look like a girl to the point of making Bridget from Guilty Gear look masculine, but he’s sadly better looking than most the girls in the game. This isn’t an instance of me learning to like 16 year old boys (because it’s not), it’s the fact that all the girls in the game are either boring looking or dressed as total skanks. Neither of which is particularly attractive to me. That and I’m an ass man, so the character designer was just playing dirty here.
Damn you, Japan! I’m not attracted to him! I’m not! *sniffle*
“Becoming”? But how does she then explain this comic: http://www.aorange.com/?p=19 ?
Cuilan: Girliest Fellow Ever. (Coming soon.)
Also, she doesn’t disappoint THIS fan, at least… I mean, if she WAS a lesbian, then I have to get into the whole TG thing to get with her, and you know how that always goes. (Not that I mind the whole TG thing; it’s just less work to court a salamander in your typical gender. =3 )
…I hope I didn’t ramble too much and come off as creepy.
I think June does a good enough job explaining that comic. :p
Actually, Shooter/Versus games are pretty popular in NOT English speaking countries. My friend has a few of the downloaded in his computer from Korea.
My Girlfriend reads alot of Yaoi, and she showed me this one character who was totally drawn like a girl, and they just said it was a guy. For some reason, Japan is trying to make people gay.
….isn’t that boobs, there in the picture?
good call on the Bridget Syndrome joke : P
Nope, just armor.
OMG! I JUST SPOTTED DATE RAPE!
And the AVGN!
I was starting to wonder if anyone would notice the stuff in the background.
Cosmic Dash’s Kracker is taking advantage of All Over Migglie’s Migglie. Best of all, both creators seemed completely okay with this. ^^;
My AVGN caricature came out pretty well, don’t you think.
AVGN looks rather displeased with his only human in the crowd. Or maybe he’s mentally criticizing the buffet.
Migglie’s there, and she’s a human.
THAT IS NOT A GUY, DAMMIT!
Poison from Fatal Fury had boobs bigger than Pam Anderson. Birdo was Pink with a bow, and as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Hell, the only reason you knew Bridget was a guy was because they pointed it out, over and over, in the story mode.
Japan, you seriously need to stop this ’switcheroo’ crap with your games. It’s pissing us lonely, otaku nerds off!
Amen! Preach it!
BTW Poison was from Final Fight, not Fatal Fury.
I swear, these boys who act like girls scare me….
Is that Angry Video Game Nerd in the background?
Nevermind, didn’t read the rest of the comments.
japanland the most fucked up place on earth (also downloading child pornography is legal there as long as you don’t produce it or share it WTF)