Hey, everyone! Check out this awesome piece of Jazzt art from Sadi of Sadistic Rarity fame. Isn’t it f’n awesome?
Now for the bad news…
Well, I’ll give as much detail as I can. I woke up in my room a week ago and was unable to move either of my arms, then I noticed a medic coming in my room and moving me to a gurney. He asked me if I could understand him. When I told him I could, he asked me if I knew what had happened. I replied with “No”, this is when I was informed that I had had a seizure and in the process dislocated both of my shoulders.
The medic mentioned that I may have other injuries like a badly bitten tongue. I paused for a second and responded “Oh yeah, it’s bitten, I can taste blood.” I also had severel bruises upon my body.
Upon reaching the hospital I got lucky by having my right arm pop back in on it’s own. This allowed me not to need it put in a sling despite it being injured. However it’s still pretty banged up and I get either lots of pain or exhaustion when I use my right arm for anything more than typing, and even then I feel like I have to take a nap after I do a decent amount of it. This has put a huge damper in me drawing anything.
On the other hand (pun intended), my left arm had to be forced back in via sedation. Thus it’s in a sling and is almost unusable at the moment, and hurts when I try to use it for anything.
Like mentioned before, my tongue was bitten pretty badly and it hurts when eat, talk, yawn, laugh, or do most anything with my mouth.
So that’s pretty much everything. Both my arms are messed up and so is my tongue and there’s little I can do other than wait for myself to heal.
Today I will be getting an MRI and seeing an orthopedist to see if I need surgery or not.
And that’s pretty much it. So my hiatus on Femmegasm may be longer than planned. Not for certain yet, but wanted to give you a heads up.
Today’s guest comic comes from Etsura. In case you’re curious about seeing the picture of Jazzy presented in this comic, Etsura gave us that too. Witness it below!
Thanks a lot, Etsura! I loved them both!
Because everyone deserves hugs, even June.
OMG Phoenix Wright is gonna’ be in Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3! SHIT YEAH!
It doesn’t make up for Mega Man Legends 3 being cancelled… or the fact it seems awfully soon to be releasing a new version of the same game… but…
PHOENIX WRIGHT! OH MY GOD YES!!!
Also the Captain America movie is awesome! I got to see it and Zoo Keeper for free! Zoo Keeper was not as awesome though… least it had Rosario Dawson… and Sylvester Stallone as a lion.
PHOENIX WRIGHT IS IN ULTIMATE MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3!!!
Oh, I almost forgot. Today’s comic comes from The Black Wold Angel, who may not be Phoenix Wright, but she draws one damn cute June and Shelly.
Today’s guest comic comes from Shane Asher. Everyone should show his Deviantart page some love.
Below should have another Drink Filler video. With Aphex and I. I have nothing else to report today. Feeling rather down for a lack of better words.
Today’s guest comic was brought to us by the always awesome Poinko! Giving Fizzy some muvh needed fun. Though Chris will probably like this comic a lot, considering his April O’Neil obsession. In the meantime, check out Poinko’s other work.
In shitty news, seems Capcom has cancelled MegaMan Legends 3. Fuck you, Capcom! How am I supposed to get all my portable Tron Bonne love now?
Here’s another guest comic from Agi! Seems Pembroke has learned how to be a dick from Rainbow Dash… wait… Rainbow Dash is a girl… so did Pembroke learn how to be a cunt from her?
And if you guys REALLY miss me, look at the blog below to watch me, Doc, and Aphex review a few drinks.
And I STILL need guest comics, so please send guest comics to me at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Today’s guest comic comes from Agi a hilarious polar opposite to the previous guest comic. ^_^
BTW peeps, I still need guest comics, so send all guest comics to email@example.com.
Hey everyone, it’s my annual month off, and you know what that means! GUEST COMICS! Today’s guest comic is by my good friend and crazy Aussie, David Flodine from Yet Another Comic. He seems to be tackling a topic that I think is close to a lot of you viewers hearts.
Remember I’ll be accepting guest comics all month, so send any comics you draw to me at pembrokewkorgiATgmailDOTcom.
In other news, my Jeep has gotten fucked up recently. I blew a tire out on it and the other front tire is pretty gone too. Add this with the fact my front suspension has gotten kinda’ fucked up and you have an unhappy Robbie with a vehicle in bad shape. So any help is much appreciated. There’s always the usual donation drive of getting your character (or yourself) added to the Femmegasm background roster for a $20 donation OR you can always hire me to do a commission. THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS!
Thanks in advance.