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With the internet the way it is, I’m sure we’ve all been subjected to this at least once in our lives. With that being said… ummm… I got nothing left to say.
Dammit.
I wanted to adventure out of doing Shelly and June related wallpapers for a while. So I’m going to do a set of wallpapers based on various characters I’ve been created for a future comic project you might be seeing next year.
This wallpaper stars Gelli Girl, a shape shifting blob alien who’s come to Earth to research it and eventually destroy it. Too bad she has a serious case of ADD and gets so emerged in Earth’s culture that she totally forgets her mission. It’s okay, her fellow aliens will remind her when they get to Earth to investigate her disappearance… oh… wait… that’s not okay at all.
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Shelly is referring to this line from the Portal of Evil post about Femmegasm. While I can kinda’ understand why someone would think Shelly is a Mudkip (they are both based on axolotls), I find the June/Chimchar relations to me a bit more befuddling and humorous. In fact the whole “A Chimchar and Mudkip Pokemon drawn in a Sonic the Hedgehog style” comment actually humors me a lot. So much that I’m tempted to make it as a quote to advertise the site. It’s just that awesome!
Pemmy makes a horrible Turtwig, though.
In other news, I’m in a pretty bad situation and kinda’ need some cash fast. If anyone would like to donate a few bucks it would be appreciated (you get the lovely wallpaper below). I’m also doing art commissions at the moment, I got info for it right here. Thanks.
With a single click of the picture shown and a simple donation to the Femmegasm Paypal account, you can get this awesome new Femmegasm wallpaper. This brand new donation wallpaper has Shelly and June teaming up for your enjoyment! Get it quick, before it’s gone!
Some days I wish I could do what Shelly does in this comic. Like the time I stumbled upon Vore. Wait, that wouldn’t have helped, because the problem is I keep stumbling upon vore (no matter how much I try to avoid it), so I would just be reliving my initial shock over and over again. You win this time, internet!
Okay, so maybe I didn’t give a good understanding of what Vore was last time, and frankly I have a hard time describing it. So here’s a excert from Wikipedia for all of your enjoyment:
Vorarephilia (often misspelled voreaphilia or voraphilia because of their similar pronunciation), also known as phagophilia or simply called vore[1] for short, is a fetish and paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten, eating another, or watching this process.[2][3] The fantasy may include digestion.[3] The word vorarephilia is derived from the Latin vorare (to ’swallow’ or ‘devour’) — also the root of the English word voracious — and Ancient Greek φιλία (philia, ‘love’).
Yeah, this stuff is all over the internet and nobody is safe from it. Wether it’s Sonic the Hedgehog or some stupid Nurato character. NO ONE IS SAFE!!! The internet is a strange and fucked up place, Ted.
Oh, Jeez! Vore. I REALLY don’t understand this fetish at all. What’s so attractive about swallowing another person whole or being digested?! I just don’t get it.
So, I ask you, what’s the best way to deal with something that either confuses, disgusts, or horrifies you? Easy, you make fun of it. At least that’s how I deal with subjects that bother me, and this strip is an exact case of that.
SERIOUSLY, I DON’T GET IT!!!
In less disturbing news, there’s two new Femmegasm shirts! Check them out!
June T-Shirt t-shirt by pembroke. Check it out at Ziraxia!
I Hates Pirates t-shirt by pembroke. Check it out at Ziraxia!
I’ve heard of these type of situations, but never understood how anyone thought they could logically work. I mean, if you date the sister or friend of a person instead of the person you want to date it would only make sense that it would cause more trouble. I mean, when you break up with their friend/sister and she finds out you’ve been using their friend, they sure ain’t going to want to date you. Right? Or am I missing something?
Special Update! Revenge of Shelly’s Leek!
The sad thing is it’s all true. Transformer Animated fans are totally obsessed with Lockdown on Prowl action. It’s pretty sad. They’re robots for God’s sake, they probably don’t even fuck. I swear people just try to force these type of relationships on characters. I mean it’s not like their Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth, because those two are totally gay for each other. :p
Also there’s a brand new donation wallpaper available for you Shelly Fanatics. It’s a cute little pinup styled wallpaper of everyone’s favorite axolotl. I hope you peeps like it. Just click on the mini-pic of the wallpaper to donate and get the wallpaper sent to you.
I could say something about Pikmin or the oh-so-popular Loituma Girl, but I won’t. Because I think, for once, this comic says more than I need to say. 
I will say that I like this homage to Loituma Girl.