Sorry, guys. I’m totally ill today. So I’m just gonna’ go to sleep now. Sorry I don’t have anything witty to say today.
So I’ll just reming you all to please vote on the Jazzy figure for me. It can’t get made if I don’t get enough positive votes. You guys know you want a Jazzy, right? RIGHT?!
Besides if Jazzy gets made it will open the door to more figures of my characters. Namely potential Shelly and Pembroke figures.
I’ve only been to a sperm clinic once in my life, and it wasn’t to sell sperm, it was to have a test ran on my spermies to see why my wife wasn’t getting pregnant. Well, if I was able to learn anything from the test, it was that the pregnancy issue wasn’t my fault. I seem to have some sort of ungodly sperm count. Woo?
Oh, and here’s another fun piece from Chris:
You know, the only time I’ve ever seen or heard about sperm banks is on tv or movies…for a long time…even now, I refuse to believe they actually exist. Mind you, if they do, I’m not going to one. The last thing this planet needs is another me…trust me on this.
PS. I designed a figure based on my Jazzy character! Please everyone, CHECK IT OUT AND VOTE ON IT so it will be made!
Hey, everyone! What’re you guys doing Saturday? Me? I’m going to be at the Dallas Webcomic Expo with Poinko. So come see us! There will be a special Femmegasm print there that will only be sold at the Expo. So come out and see us, okay.
I also want to send a plug out to my friend, Zorilita, she does a lot of great comic work and has some excellent books I recommend you buying. Go for it, you won’t regret it (and tell her I sent you
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Is it really the end? Probably not. :p
Oh, and I’m Ebaying some of the left over buttons and prints I had from Oni-Con. Check them out here.
Back with a new comic. Witness Lancaster’s immunity to Bubsy! GASP!
Oni-Con has left me pretty tired to be honest, but that’s not keeping me from getting some much needed updates done to the Femmegasm page.
First check out all the new artwork added to the art section! It’s arttastic!
And then head over to the Store to see the awesome new Femmegasm buttons we’re offering. They’re in limited quantity, so get them while you can.
And more beating of Bubsy. Why? Because he deserves it, dammit!
Well, kinda’ in a rush, because I’m still preparing for Oni-Con. Come by and see me there. I have buttons.
What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, I guess.
Phew! I am mad busy lately. Trying to get everything in order for Oni-Con. Chris and I will be selling lots of crazy stuff there like buttons, prints, and sketches. Here’s a sneak peek at some of the buttons designs I’ll be selling.
So make sure to come see us.
Plus I’ll give free sketches to anyone who comes to my table wearing a Femmegasm shirt or dressed as a Femmegasm character. WOO!
Yo! It’s an update. I was going to update the fan art section today with all the great fan art I got over the month, but my closet decided to fall apart. No shit, it totally did. Now if I can find a way to make sure the apartment complex doesn’t try to blame it on me…
Hey! It’s a crossover… sorta’. More like a guest star, I guess (just in time for Chris’s return to coloring). That guest star is Lancaster from the webcomic, Lancaster The Ghost Detective, by my buddy Poinko. Speaking of Poinko, he and I (and possibly Chris) will both be at the Dallas Webcomic Expo on Nov. 14, so check it out.
Also don’t forget to see Chris and I at Oni-Con on Halloween Weekend. It’ll be awesome!
Oh, and random Midna for everyone!

PS. MORE EBAY!
Can I make a comic without referencing something? Sometimes I wonder…
And if you’re wondering why Pac-Man is wearing a hat, all I have to say is this:
Lastly I want to apologize for the rather craptastic coloring job. Chris is still sick and I had a rather busy and depressing day, so I kinda’ had to half ass it. I might go and add the needed shading later, but we’ll see.
Also if you can, give some well wishes to Chalo, his brother passed away recently, and I can’t even imagine how awful that is. My brother may not be in a place where I can see him very easily, but at least he’s alive. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to lose him. So please, visit Chalo’s site and give him some support.
Also Also Captain Lou Albano, weirdly pierced WWF Wrestler and original actor to play/voice Mario has passed away recently. My inner child is saddened by this.
Also Also Also on a more personal note, my Grandfather is going to the hospital sometime next week. He’s supposedly getting one of his arteries cleaned out or something like that. I wasn’t able to understand my Dad very well on my cell when he told me. This is supposedly a routine thing and nothing to worry about, but I can’t help but worry about it. So yeah, hopefully everything will go well with him… I hope.
On a happier note, I present this:









